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I have an original pink lady ? (my first) and am looking to get a 2nd.

I hear the vortex is pretty awesome.

Not sure if measurements really matter or not but I’m 6" girth and 6.5" long…the original pink feels a bit loose …think I’d like the Vortex better, or should I go for something like a Super Tight ??

BTW lately I haven’t even warmed up my FL. It takes too much time I just use it cold, hee hee.

I’ve seen a picture somebody posted in these forums somewhere, but I can’t remember who posted it, or which thread it was in. I tried looking for it myself, but to no avail. Can someone direct me to the right thread, or just post it in this one?

What I’m looking for is a picture somebody took of two Fleshlight ? inserts hanging in two wire hangers that were bent a certain way to hang the inserts up to dry. I wanted to see the picture again to see exactly how the hangers were bent so I can do this myself, as it seems very convenient. I’ve done something similar myself, but it’s very crude compared to what I saw in the picture… So does anybody know what I’m talking about, and can anybody help me out here? Thanks in advance, by the way.

How I Lost My…
fleshlights ?! (yes, plural)

So I came home for the summer from college and I kept my fleshlights ? (2 of them) in my room in two boxes so that if that first box was opened by someone, the other one would still be concealing my fleshlights ?. I put them in my closet under a bunch of other garbage that I was never going to use so that no one would want to lift it up and look through the box.

At this time (during my vacation) I was studying for my MCAT and really didnt get to use my FL Then July came strolling around and I had already taken my test and I was about to get the keys to my apartment in a couple of days where I would have moved the fleshlights ?.

About two days before getting the keys to my apartment, I got this weird feeling during night that I should move my fleshlights ? somewhere else in my house but I didn’t. The next morning I wake up and go to brush my teeth and I walk back in room, my dad had searched my closet for a wire that he needed. I looked right at the box my fleshlights ? were in and I saw that the box was in a different position. I was like uh-oh! But my dad didn’t say anything.
He was just about to leave my room and then says ‘hey, whats in this box?’ pointing at my Fleshlight ? box. I said I don’t know.
He asks, "are you sure?". I said yes, im sure. He said but it has your address on it, and I once again denied knowing what was in the box.
Obviously my dad knew what was in it (and I know he knows it was a Fleshlight ? because I know he watches porn ? and Fleshlight ? advertises are everywhere!).

He walks away. That had to be the weirdest, most awkward thing that ever happened to me in my life.

The next day, I knew my dad would do something about it so I was planning on taking out one Fleshlight ? and hiding it while sacrifing the other but before I could do anything… I looked in my closet and the box was gone!!

I looked all over my house, the basement, the garage, but it was gone. Also this day happened to be garbage pick up day in my area
So I knew it, my fleshlights ? were gone!

The worst part was I didn’t get to use them and the night before this happened I had that gut feeling to move them but I didn’t.

After the encounter I had about 2 awkward weeks with my dad. But now everything seems fine, except for one thing - nothing feels as good as the Fleshlight ?!

What I lost:
1 Wonderwave ? Fleshlight ?
1 Supertight (the one I would have sacrificed)
- This was only used about 10 times ever, because I enjoyed the ww ? so much more
2 Fleshlight ? cases, 1 of which was Brand NEW!

So now, I have a question for you guys:
What should I get:
STU ?, sr ?, or VORTEX?
I want to learn to last longer but get a good feeling as well. I know I can learn to last longer with any of these really with practice but which do you recommend?

And thanks for reading this if you did. Kinda had to vent it out.

Do u remember? Anna Marie Goddard was my 1st. A time i will never forget.

Every other forum in the known universe has them????

What about it moderators???

These guys I found by accidenty so I know they are hiding in the server.
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Newer is better. It’s human nature.

I’ve been very pleased with my Vortex first impressions.

I just took a flight (edge without orgasm 15 minutes) in my old pink lady ? wonder-wave.
The ww ? is absolutely incredible.

I’m wondering if the Vortex was old and well established would we be gushing superlatives over the wonder-wave were it the new wonder-sleeve just out.

Truth is IMO they are both great.
Has anyone thought the Vortex hype is overdone and still prefer their old FLs.
Something tells me that in polls here a year from now the Vortex will get substantially less that 100% votes for the "best ? FL" category because so many sleeves are so great.

I think it is sort of like debating weather Heidi Klum or Claudia Schiffer has the nicer complexion.

With that said I’ve been 100% buyer’s remorse free for sure.

I just sent my payment for an order ? to [email]aim.payment@gmail.com[/email]

Right after I sent this payment (with the order ? number) I recieved an e-mail from FL saying they do not accept Paypal…

The "To" part says "Interactive Life Forms Inc." so I’m presuming they recieved the payment fine..

Or did I just lose my money?

who has one?

does it work?

im asking because im interested but never seen any testimonials ? about it. im satisfied with my size but you know what they say, bigger is better! seeing that its from ILF and their reputation for making good products is known, i thought i might try it. I mean cmon, they made the Fleshlight ? right?

I have been a Fleshlight ? customer for over a year now. I used to get those special offer emails telling about new products and sales and whatnot, but I stopped getting them awhile back. How do I get back on the email list for these?

It’s been awhile since I have been to the forum and all this talk about the Vortex got me to thinking.

Thanks.

Rocks

I was one of the two radiantly lucky guys whom Lia choose to get a free Lia19 FLgirl with a signed case. Yes, I’m gloating, sorry.
I nearly proved myself radiantly stupid.

I almost exploded it like a water balloon!!!!

Last night I slipped it out of the factory-new packaging(not the sleeve Lia actually held in the below video ?, alas.).

I strolled out to my backyard hot tub and hit the jets-on button.

I held it underwater and shook off all the corn starch……then…..

I held the orifice up to the spa-jet.
In about 1.5 seconds the brand new Lia FL expanded like a balloon to about the size of a large honeydew melon or soccer ball. Apparently the center portion expanded vastly faster than the far end could release the jetted high pressure water.

Youch. Instant panic.
I released it and the pressurized sleeve auto-expelled the built-up water pressure in a few seconds.
I had a mental image ? of a ruined Lia19 with a grotesquely stretched inner canal diameter about twice that of my erect penile girth.

Kudos to ILF and the FL material for snapping right back to like-new dimensions.

I don’t know how close it was to simply splitting or exploding.

Whew.

video ? Link
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5H-wQfTpHCM[/url]
[url]http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=18773[/url]