Fleshlight Reviews / Info from April 20th, 2009

My Vortex Butt Review

April 20th, 2009
Hey all. First of all sorry for my spelling. I’m french Canadian and my english is not very good so I will try to keep my reviews short and simple.

Here’s my background: I’m 34 years old, uncut and not a virgin. I am average size i guess, about 6 inches. I own 4 fleshlights ? at the moment (lady ? ww ?, butt ? Vortex, butt ? SB and Puma’s Lotus).

I liked my Vortex as soon as I tried it. It feels pretty intense but yet more subtle than the SpeedBump. The way it sucks you in is awesome, the ribbed texture mixed with the variations of the canal diameter give me sensations I could never get with a real woman. And best ? of all, the Vortex just keeps getting better with each use which makes it one of my favorites. I also like the way it feels if you use it with a twisting motion. Long and full strokes almost brings me to my knees with this one. A+++++. This product is made of high quality material like every other Fleshlight ? products I own so far and I will enjoy it for a long time. Thank you Fleshlight ?!

My Overall Rating:

Intensity: 8.5/10
Realism: 5/10
Orifice Tightness: 9/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8-9/10
Pleasure Factor: 9/10

This is a texture I would recommend to anyone looking for an out of this world experience! Try it, you won’t regret it. Thx for reading!

My SpeedBump Butt Review

April 20th, 2009
Hey all. First of all sorry for my spelling. I’m french Canadian and my english is not very good so I will try to keep my reviews short and simple.

Here’s my background: I’m 34 years old, uncut and not a virgin. I am average size i guess, about 6 inches. I own 4 fleshlights ? at the moment (lady ? ww ?, butt ? Vortex, butt ? SB and Puma’s Lotus).

This Fleshlight ? felt very intense as soon as I started entering it. For me, it is perfect for those quick 10 to 15 minutes FLights. Since the textured bumps almost starts right after you enter it I guess it would be a good choice for someone with a smaller penis but I don’t think I would recommend it to anyone who’s very sensitive. In my opinion, this one could be a great tool to those who want to get rid of the infamous ‘’Grip of Death'’. If you are looking for something realistic ? stay away from this one, you will be disappointed. But if you’re looking for intensity and like getting to the edge fast then this one’s for you! I think it needs a little bit more Lube ? than the other fleshlights ? so make sure you get a big bottle with your order ?, or you could make your own (I just ordered 1 pound of Xanthan gum to make my own Lube ?, I know 1 pound is way too much but I couldn’t find a smaller package in Canada lol). This product is made of high quality material like every other Fleshlight ? products I own so far and I will enjoy it for a long time. Thank you Fleshlight ?!

My Overall Rating:

Intensity: 9/10
Realism: 5/10
Orifice Tightness: 9/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8/10
Pleasure Factor: 7/10

This is a texture I would recommend for anyone looking for a super intense FLight or anyone looking for a fast way to get rid of the ‘’Grip of Death'’. Thx for reading!