Fleshlight Reviews / Info from May, 2009

lotus will disintegrate

May 29th, 2009
so if you turn a lotus inside out to try n self texture it it begins to fall apart my vanilla basically tore itself apart… sorry ilf that you made the formula so much weaker but I am not buying another lotus… when you make the Fleshlight ? girls in some other texture perhaps I’ll consider buying one untill then why did you make the Fleshlight ? so much weaker than before sorry it i obviou you have made the formula to be lower quality than before

Considering buying my first FL

May 29th, 2009
Hi, I was thinking about buying one, but I don’t know which one i should get I read Lia19 was good and Pink lady ? too which feels most realistic ?? Which would be the best ? to buy as first one? Are there any good ones? I’m about 6 inch. Thanks!

Wanting to purchase first one

May 29th, 2009
I want to pruchase a Fleshlight ? but not sure which one to buy - I am between 7 - 7.5 inches in lenght and have about a 6 inch girth - my buddy says I am large. My cock head has a large mushroom shape that protudes beyond my cock girth. What I need to know is which ones will give me the most pleasure.

System Jo H2O

May 29th, 2009
Doesn’t look like this Lube ? gets mentioned a lot, so I’m posting a review ? of my favorite lube:

Been using a Lubricant ? called System JO H20 for a little while now. I’ve used it for 45 minute sessions without needing to reapply. No other Lube ? I’ve used has lasted so long. Astroglide would get sticky on me. Maximus was pretty good, but still not as good as system jo.

Originally got it at a specialty shop ?, but then found out my local CVS pharmacy stocked it. Strangely enough, it wasn’t in the Lube ? section next to the condoms and other lubes. It was in an aisle featuring feminine products. Seems like system jo is targeted towards women. Works great with the Fleshlight ? though.

My overall scores for 8 different FleshLights!

May 29th, 2009
Hey all!

I was planning on buying a few more fleshlights ? lately.

When I received the -15% coupon by email I decided it was the perfect time to add a few more to my collection.

After using a whole bottle of homemade Xanthan Lube ? on them, I am now ready to give you my personal impressions on each fleshlights ? I got.

Instead of writing a review ? for each new ones I got, I decided to make a short general review ? of all the fleshlights ? I own.

My background: I’m 34 years old, uncut and not a virgin. I am average size i guess, about 6 inches and average girth.

Here we go!

Let’s start with the cases I own:

2 x Pearls (FLGs)

1 x Black
1 x Blue
1 x Silver
1 x Clear
1 x Gold (STU ?)
1 x White (from a Canadian retailer)

The quality of the cases seems to be the same for every color. Nothing to complain about.

And now the sleeves:

My personal order ? of preference

-FLG Puma Swede Lotus: 9.5/10

-Stamina ? Training Unit (STU ?): 9/10
-butt ? Vortex: 9/10
-lady ? wonder wave ? (ww ?): 8.5/10
-FLG Terra Patrick Twista: 8.5/10
-Mini Maid Ultra Tight ? (ut ?): 8.5/10
-Mini Maid Super Ribbed ? (sr ?): 8/10
-butt ? speed bump ? (SB): 7/10

With a little bit more details:

lady ? wonder wave ? (ww ?)

Intensity: 7/10

Realism: 9/10
Orifice Tightness: 7/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 6/10
Pleasure Factor: 8.5/10

Stamina ? Training Unit (STU ?)

Intensity: 8-9/10

Realism: 9/10
Orifice Tightness: 7/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8/10
Pleasure Factor: 9/10

butt ? Vortex

Intensity: 8.5/10

Realism: 5/10
Orifice Tightness: 9/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8-9/10
Pleasure Factor: 9/10

Intensity: 9/10

Realism: 5/10
Orifice Tightness: 9/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8/10
Pleasure Factor: 7/10
Mini Maid Ultra Tight ? (ut ?)

Intensity: 8-9/10

Realism: 7/10
Orifice Tightness: 8/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 10/10
Pleasure Factor: 8.5/10
Mini Maid Super Ribbed ? (sr ?)

Intensity: 9/10

Realism: 7-8/10
Orifice Tightness: 8/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8/10
Pleasure Factor: 8/10
FLG Terra Patrick Twista

Intensity: 7/10

Realism: 8-10
Orifice Tightness: 8/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 7-8/10
Pleasure Factor: 8.5

FLG Puma Swede Lotus

Intensity: 7.5/10

Realism: 8/10
Orifice Tightness: 7/10
Inner Canal Tightness: 8/10
Pleasure Factor: 9.5/10

I must say I like them all in general. These are all great products. Thanks ILF!

Since some people are saying that the Ice version of the Fleshlight ? feels a little different than the Pink version, it may be important for me to add that all the fleshlights ? I own are made in Pink texture.

My review ? of ILF customer service:

-Great communication (they were fast to help me via LiveChat):good:
-Discreet packaging (plain brown box, no mention of box content):good:
-Fast shipping (even to Canada!):good:
-International shipping is a little too expensive with UPS (cost $51.50 USD for 3 sleeves and 1 STU ? shipped to Canada ouch!):bad:

I also got myself a nice safe-box made by Vaultz to hold my precious collection.

The only thing I’m missing now is some nice foam to hold all the fleshlights ? up in place. This box is able to hold 12 fleshlights ? in total. (Internal Dimensions: 11.375′’ H x 15.25′’ W x 12.25′’ D)

Can’t wait for some new textures! :smile-big:

Thanks for reading!

Dual Stimulator Vibrators For Women?

May 29th, 2009
Dual Stimulator Vibrators For Women?

Anyone tried a dual stimulator vibrator ? with a woman?

One is called the "We-Vibe" and the other is called the "Rock-Chick."

Both are designed to simutaneously stimulate the womans clitoris and g-spot. Can be used hands free. The We-Vibe can be used during intercourse.

Women have been giving them very high ratings.

We-Vibe

Rock-Chick

Foreskin Getting Looser

May 29th, 2009
I have been meaning to post something like this for awhile but never got around to it. Ever since I started FLying I have noticed that my foreskin has become much more loose. Even more recently within the last couple months using tighter orifices like the butt ?, I have noticed that it has become extremely loose. I am scared that it will become so loose that it will tear or the skin will become saggy. Is anyone else experiencing this? Should I be worried? I love my foreskin I don’t want anything to happen to it. Also on a side note my foreskin was never Super Tight ?. It always covered my penis when flaccid but as it fills with blood the foreskin slowly retracts on it’s own so when I have an erection the skin falls just below the glands making the head fully visible.

Methods or ways to use the FL!!

May 29th, 2009
?Hey does anyone know any good methods, techniques, or cool ideas on using the Fleshlight ?. I tried some that I read on the forum. Something more realistic ? would be awesome.

Thanks

silicone based?

May 29th, 2009
i haven’t been able to use my Fleshlight ? for a few days, as i ran out of the gun oil that it came with and didn’t have a chance to buy any more. so finally… went to the store today and all they had was KY and astroglide X. checked all over the box and there was NO mention on it being silicone or water based whatsoever. went out on a limb to buy it, then decided to do some research when i got home.

and it turns out it’s silicone based. fucking worthless now. i wasted eleven bucks, and now the stores are closed and i have to wait a whole other day to see if i can find a water based Lube ? somewhere else.

Fuck you astroglide!

FLying Under The Influence

May 29th, 2009
Does anyone here FLy while they are drunk or buzzed on anything? It could be a little or a lot. It could even be on a constant basis or a one time thing. Are you guys sober every time you FLy? Anyone wanna share any stories?