Fleshlight Reviews / Info from July 30th, 2009

Thank you Lia19 & Contest Winners

July 30th, 2009
http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=22544 - Original contest thread.

Winners - http://forums.fleshlight.com/showthread.php?t=22753

I saved all your contest entries like always so everyone’s work will be preserved. Discussion is open for a week or so or as long as this topic is active.

Guar Gum

July 30th, 2009
Anyone tried this stuff?

It looks promising, although there seem to be far more posts about xanthan gum than guar gum, but from what little is out there, some people prefer it to xanthan gum for superior price(1/3 of the cost of xanthan according to what I’ve read) and performance.

If you’ve used guar gum, post your recipe, as well as how long it lasts, how you store it, how it performs, and what preservatives you used if any.

I’m especially interested in a recipe that’ll keep indefinitely at room temperature, but post what you use.

Keeping lube in play and not on floor or elsewhere. Hands Free Locomotion.

July 30th, 2009
May have reached my 16k orgasm by now but I’m stll old 15K.

Have not offered much for a while.

Safety first.

1. Always use alcohol to clean your utensils.
2. Use lots of Lube ? (and some water or spit) so you don’t hurt yourself.
3. Avoid leakage so outside forces may not hurt you.

To keep things neat or even as a warming accessory, may I suggest the purchase of rubber gloves, ‘industrial style’, which are much thicker than dishwashing gloves and 100 times more durable. They might cost you
$5 US or less in a Dollar store. They are usually black on the outside and the finger/palm area may be roughed up for grippage. The inside is usually orange, very smooth and not bad to the touch senses. The cuff may extend a foot above the the fingers towards the elbow. The longer the cuff, the better. They come in various hand sizes.

Put the FL inside the soft surface narrow end first.

Manual flying will keep losses from the small end of FL off the floor, furniture or clothing. Fingers stuffed inside out are an option. Middle finger stuffed inside FL allows small vibrator ? egg into inner portion of FL. Larger vibrators can be attached to the outside of the glove. Multiple vibrators can be attached using Velcro or Duct tape or rubber bands.

With Lube ? inside, you can warm it with a heating pad or on a hot air register. If the sleeve is long enough you can rubber band that end for cleanliness purposes.

Another way to use the glove is to scissor off the tip of the finger that may or may not be the middle finger. If you can’t fit your member through the hole and get a tight 0-ring feel without agony, you will have to scissor cut a little more off that finger. What I did was cut to nearly the end and stretch the rubber with my hands so I could get my member from the black side into the orange side. Much of the sensory-less portion of your member will be on the black side and all of your sensitive portion will be on the orange side. Too, the blood being held longer on the sensitive side, your member may be larger for the flight.

Put the FL, big end first, into the orange area where it meets your member. Push the fingers outside in because all the Lube ? would work its way to where it would not be recycled with every stroke. Done right, there should be no Lube ? drainage through the finger-cut entry location. Vibrators are an option.

Much has been made of hands free. I have not used my hands more than 3 times in 2 years. You have to be inventive yourself or buy something that causes motion. I have purchased what is called a Health Oyy-Twist Device. Chi may be the manufacturer but I bought it through a West Coast Canadian company. It is not cheap.

The proper way to use it is to lay on the floor and prop your ankles into the cushion notches. Once you start it up, your feet will sway back and forth like a swimming fish at the rates between 80 and 160 times per minute. The distance of the stroke is about 1.5 inches.

The more expensive model is better because it has two 15-minute routines that vary the speed and vibrations. You can go at a certain number of strokes anywhere between 80 and 160 without vibrations or carefully disengage the connection for the vibration and go variable speed without vibration. They may have newer designs by now.

And there is also a vibration only or added option with a constant speed of choice. Vibration levels vary as well. The only thing I don’t like is you can’t enter your own routines and experiment. The inside vibrator ? is EFFECTIVE though not super powerful, so you may want to add your own.

You can attach your FL arrangement to the cushion with Velcroe or Duct tape or some other means. You don’t want leakage into/under the cushion areas because that’s where the electronics are located and you don’t want to fuck directly with wild electricity.

If 1.5 inch stroke sounds tame, and it is not, and you want to try something else, get a small rocking chair. Prop the exerciser in the seat and secure it around the back. I use bungee cords because there is a decorative hole on the back where the neck would be. If you have spokes on the back it would give you more position options. You should be able to find a five inch stroke as the rocker rocks. You have to experiment to find various balances. Some chairs are smaller so the fit may be awkward. Too big might not be good because you will get your knee(s) crashed into.

The Chi exerciser can be adapted for those who wish to be penetrated. I can ensision it penetrating 8 females at the same time or 2 males.

Good luck.

Edging Tips

July 30th, 2009
I need some help. I want to keep practing my edging technique but not sure how to ? go about it. Any sugguestions? Links to other websites about this topic would also be appreciated

STU Field Manual

July 30th, 2009
Hey guys,

Just received my first Fleshlight ?, the STU ?. I didn’t receive the STU ? Field Manual to download though on purchase. Is it the same as the Legends Gym on the Fleshlight ? website… or is it different?

Thanks all.

lucy liu futurama episode

July 30th, 2009
does anyone here watch futurama? in this episode, fry buys a lucy liu bot and makes out with her all the time. he doesn’t even want to leave the house. i was watching it before work the day after i ordered my butt ? ice sr ? and thought….eureeka! as many of you know, i like to name my fleshlights ?, and at that moment i decided to name my new fleshy lucy liu. haha. thought you guys would like the story

The game what did you think of this book?

July 30th, 2009
I recently bought the game book from Fleshlight ?.com and althought im enjoying reading it i find it dosent really give you the tools needed to meet girls. For example the author says at some point hes one of the best ? pickup artists in the world and he has 100s of openers(lines to start conversations with women) but he dosent mention a single one to the reader. What i really wanna know is who else has bought this book and did it help you with picking up women? If so how and to what degree did it help? Thanks for listening.

My general thoughs/opinions on a first time experience with a Utensil Race product

July 30th, 2009
Hey guys, relatively new here but have been lurking a while. I own 3 FLs and love them very much. In this thread however, I wanted to pass my thoughts and opinions on a different toy. I read the forum rules and I hope it’s okay to post a short review ?. If its not okay to post a thread like this then I apologize and mods delete it if necessary.

My Utensil Race Proof Maria Ozawa arrived today and I tried it. I psyched myself up, looked around for some images of the lovely miss Ozawa (who I wasn’t too familiar with up to now), and went to town on the sleeve. I won’t do an in depth review ? nor call out a winner, but I will give some thoughts and comparisons from my first experience with a Utensil Race product.

1. The texture inside does indeed mimic the feel of a real vaginal canal (I’m drawing from my experience with my ex-gf), but the material isn’t quite as soft as the FL superskin . However, with enough Lube ? it’s very close and I couldn’t tell a difference between the two materials (I had used my FL STU ? the day before).

2. It’s not as tight as my butt ? ww ? FL, which has a 1/2" diameter.

3. It’s quite short! The info ? on the Utensil Race website and Toydemon measures the Maria Ozawa sleeve as 7" long but it’s more like 6 1/2". I’m by no means a large guy - I’m between 6" to 6 1/2" - but if I thrust hard enough my penis can actually touch the back end, which, I have to admit feels pretty nice. So tall guys, take heed. I think many of their other products have about the same length.

3. I really liked the included Lube ?, it smells nice. Packed inside the box was an approx 2 ounce bottle, which was more than I was expecting

4. This thing is a hassle to clean. With my Fleshlight ? I usually just rinse and place it in its case (with the top and bottom opened) to dry. The utensil race sleeve doesn’t have an opening at the back end, so cleaning and drying takes more effort. I’m also afraid of damaging the inner texture if I keep cleaning it the way I do (using a thin hankerchief and rubbing around with my index finger). The material is flexible, but not as much as an FL. with the design the way it is, air can’t really flow through. Fortunately, I’ve read that using hand soap is okay, so that makes cleaning a bit less troublesome. Also, the URP Ozawa material isn’t tacky or slightly sticky like the FL.

5. The price is quite prohibitive. In total I paid $95 plus shipping for this toy, the value proposition of which I can’t totally recommend especially when you consider how wonderful fleshlights ? are and that those are markedly less expensive.

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So those are my quick thoughts from my first time use with a non-FL product (of which I own 3: ww ?, STU ?, a recent sr ?). As I said before I’m not claiming either the winner or anything of that sort. All I’m going to say is that if you’re curious, give it a try if the prices aren’t an impediment to you. I don’t think I’ll be trying the Tenga stuff.

After trying the Maria Ozawa I’m intrigued by the Nao Yoshisaki dual-hole toy and the Meiki Hip, though the latter product carries an astonishing $300+ price tag.

paris

July 30th, 2009
dose anyone knows what is paris web address?