Fleshlight Reviews / Info from August, 2009

What’s the best feeling sleeve?

August 28th, 2009
Ok guys, I have the sr ? (By far my FAVORITE),the ww ? and the SB (my least favorite!). I want something new, so in an opinion poll, what do all of you think feels the best ?? Yes, I know everyone has different tastes, so to speak!): 1) the Vortex, 2) the Twista, or 3) the Lotus?

Or even something else. I wish they made the Ultra Tight ? with super ribs that spiraled with varying chamber sizes. Anyway, please give me some feedback on the 3 choices I’ve listed above.

Thanks to all!

Cum problem….natural?

August 28th, 2009
Ok, after I cum I’m exhausted and I just feel like sleeping (I always do normally)…I wish I could clean up and go again but when I have tried my penis kinda "hurts’ not really bad……..but its not pleasurable….any ideas advice or should I be concerned? :shame:

Orgasm to Music? Who’s your fav singer to wank to?

August 28th, 2009

SHAKIRA!!

Personally I’ve never tried wanking to music but I think I’ll try it anyone else thought about it, or actually did it..?

Share!!:pirate:

Sensetive

August 28th, 2009
can i get less sensetive..while using the STU ?..or wille i get more senseive?

The top 5 things that women have in common with most house hold appliances.

August 28th, 2009
Based upon a member request from a few months past. . .

# 5 They cook, they clean, they require routine maintenance.
# 4 The moment you commit to one, a newer, sleeker more practical model becomes available.
# 3 When one stops working before long they ALL stop working.
# 2 Warranty / Pre-nup. Eh. . .Same difference.
# 1 After you get one you can’t imagine how you got along without it / her.

JaykoSolo (That last one was a blatant :kiss: -up. I admit)

The top 10 things you can say to a woman that are likely to get you slapped.

August 28th, 2009
#10 Why YES! As a matter of fact it DOES look fat. No wait. . .the word is HUGE!
# 9 Woa! Damn! Did you just see HER?
# 8 I have a certain kind of itch I need you to scratch. . . right about. . .HERE!
# 7 Drive MY car? HA! HAHAHAHA AAAAHHHHhahahahahahaha. . .
# 6 Mmmmm mmmmmmm I don’t know if ther’e real, but I cant wait to taste em.
# 5 How about you and your friends come back to my place for a dick sucking contest?
# 4 Alright! Just put down the red wine! Take this can of Midol and lock yourself in the bathroom all week. I am just gonna back away a bit. . .
# 3 So still a virgin huh? Yeah I can beleive that . . .
# 2 About those razors you ladies buy? They are not just for your legs.
# 1 Look I’m drunk right now. Can I phuk you before I change my mind?

JaykoSolo

WW texture tuning in case of……

August 28th, 2009
Hi guys…
I’m thinking about second buy. My STU ? needs a sister, cause its too lonely, so I guess my next turn will be the Supertight or Wonderwave ?.
The st ? is slick, and almost everybody says that it drings a lot of Lube ? and dries inside after few minutes. I don’t want it like that.

So i guess my next choice will be ww ?.
I read most of opinions and reviews, and I am a bit afraid of the texture. I would like some really mild, but fleshjoe and many others said, that the waves in the texture are intensive. Maybe too much for me?
Is there any chance to make some tuning to these waves to get them milder?
I know that I loose warranty, but it is not problem for me, My STU ? works pretty fine and I believe it will in next years…
If you have any ideas of this kind tuning, please respond :-)

30! reasons to get a Fleshlight

August 28th, 2009
Sorry for being a little inactive latley but you know when I make a thread it’s always good..

Reasons to buy a Fleshlight ? include..

#1 Reason: There are literally tens of thousands of loyal Fleshlight ? fans who write very positive reviews about the Fleshlight ?.

#2. The hard work of Fleshlight ? fans including myself who built pictures ?, reviews, articles, entire websites, modifications and more would like you to try the Fleshlight ? or at least learn more about it.

#3. The Fleshlight ? helps males who aren’t getting enough Sex ? (seriously) for medical reasons or otherwise.

0. You have Death Grip Syndrome!

1. You want to practice lasting longer during real Sex ?.

2. You like to explore your sexuality.

3. You’re horny and your girlfriend isn’t around to help you.

4. You’re horny.

5. Your wife likes watching you jack off.

6. You want something that feels better than your hand.

7. You want the very best ? male ? Sex ? toy ?.

8. The Fleshlight ? comes in a nice selection of textures and orfices.

9. You can afford it.

10. You know a good spot to hide a Fleshlight ?.

11. You like to enjoy some "private" time every now and then but your hand is boring.

12. The Fleshlight ? is the first male ? Sex ? toy ? to be accepted by pop culture and main stream media.

13. The Fleshlight ? rivals the vibrator ?.

14. You need to relieve stress.

15. No one else has to know you have one.

16. The Fleshlight ? can be modified in several ways.

17. Modifying a Fleshlight ? is fun.

18. Buy it as a gag gift to give to your friends or enemies.

19. Buy it for some one you know who is kinky.

20. Buy it JUST FOR FUN!!

21. The Fleshlight ? feels like a real Vagina ?.

22. The Fleshlight ? can be used hands free.

23. There are tens of thousands of loyal Fleshlight ? fans.

24. The intense textures of the Fleshlight ? feel better then Sex ?.

25. The Fleshlight ? causes intense euphoric orgasms.

26. You can use a Fleshlight ? any time you want.

Other places to purchase a fleshlight?

August 28th, 2009
I’m looking to purchase a new Fleshlight ? sleeve and was wondering 1. Which insert should I get, already have the STU ? and are fleshlights ? sold in any stores now or just online?

Would a cheaper shipping option help?

August 28th, 2009
Several affiliates have been discussing with ILF whether a cheaper shipping option might help more people be able to afford fleshlights ?. Right now ILF is offering fast and very reliable shipping options, but they do cost a pretty penny, sometimes up to 25%-30% of the price of the product.

Ground 1 week (within the continental USA) shipping would be much cheaper, I expect. But of course it would take much longer than the fantastic 1-2 day shipping that ILF offers now — its a tradeoff of money vs time.

So what do you all think: would you buy more if you had the option of paying for cheaper shipping?

Please vote in the poll I’m attaching to this thread.