Fleshlight Reviews / Info from March 16th, 2010

Getting back sensitivety.

March 16th, 2010
Hey guys, I posted like over a year ago, and still haven’t bought one, but I have a more specific query.

Ok, so, I have a really thick cock (I haven’t measured how thick, but guys are basically like "Whoa" when they see it.) I think this is important, because a friend of mine who bought a Fleshlight ? or fleshjack and is not as thick as me, said it was too tight, and he didn’t think I would enjoy it, or possibly wouldn’t fit. (Of course, he got extra tight.)

Length is not an issue, I’m pretty average.

Anyway, I’d like to get a Fleshlight ? that can give me the right balance of sensitivity and pleasure again. I have Sex ? and I really don’t feel much. blowjobs ? are ok, I used to love them, now I barely feel them. The only thing that gets me off is my hand and some pretty specific movements and grips and pulls. I want that to change. When I hook up with a dude, I can easily get him off, but I rarely get off unless I do it myself.

I would like to use it to replace my hand, so I can regain some normalcy. I was told in the past that maybe the STU ? would work, only… I can last a long time, seeing as a guy never really gets me off, but if it’s more than Stamina ?…So I just don’t know. Maybe I should just not jack off for like a month, and all will be well again :P

Advice?

Finally posted the reviews

March 16th, 2010
Well guys, i figured i would tell you all that i finally got around to writing up my SIAC reviews and also wanted to ask that anyone who has not wrote up a review ? of their FLs, please do so, they are very valuable to those who are thinking of buying them. I know they helped persuade my first purchase a while back. Also just so this thread doesn’t feel like a total waste. How many FLs do you own and how many have you reviewed? List them if you want =P

for me

9 FLs (and 10 if you count the bad one)

Reviewed all 10

SIAC Reviews

March 16th, 2010
Well quite a while back i won some SIACs and have been neglecting to get on here and post up my reviews.

First let me start by saying TY Orlando, I know i was probably one of the most troublesome contest winners :smirk:

That being said lets start this off by also saying that i own a SB/SR/WW/Lotus/Vortex in full size and now in SIAC i own the Vamp (had a defect so its for decoration not for use so i wont say much on it in this review ?) LL/ASA/SEB

Today i will be talking about the Lotus Lager, Abbey’s Secret Ale, and Spread Eagle Brew, and touch on the Vamps appearance.

I do not know if they changed the formula with the SIAC line but the material still to this day remains not sticky in the slightest for me.

The reviews are a little short, but i feel that they are detailed enough to get the point across. If anyone wants more details on any of them please just ask and i will gladly extend my responses.

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The Vamp:

Mine had a defect in it and when I talked to Orlando I opted for a different SIAC so that is why I do not have a functional Vamp (Had a bubble inside that was blocking up the sleeve and made it super thin where the bubble was).

This sleeve has a great appearance to it, the Fangs really are a funny surprise to see on it. The inner texture looks like one hell of a ride.

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The LL:

This sleeve i was really excited to try because i have the full Lotus and was not too pleased with how long i would have had to be to get out of the smooth parts. This sleeve was the perfect length to reach everything.

The appearance of this sleeve is very nice, it almost has a slight appearance of a camel toe on the outside which was a welcomed change for me because i am not a fan of huge lips. Upon first glance the texture seems to be a mystery from the outside just because of the fact that you know its a changing texture and all you can see is through the back end which has a huge rib.

This sleeve upon entry seems to welcome you in to its warm embrace. for the first few strokes it seems smooth but after a few pumps the varying texture of it does become apparent and is quite wonderful. As you finish in this sleeve it seems to try and keep you there to suck out as much as it possibly can.

I would recommend this sleeve to everyone wanting to get a Lotus but fear the length being an issue. It is a gentle sleeve, but it does make you want to go back to it.

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The ASA:

Now I was skeptical about trying this one as it was a mini SB texture. for those of you that have not read my old posts; I am not a huge fan of the SB, though it does have its purpose. But i was pleasantly surprised.

Upon opening the case this sleeve looks like a slightly more feminine mouth ? than the old mouth ? entrance which i did like as the old mouth ? just seemed masculine (I know that is hard to discern from just the overall shape of a mouth ? but in my mind it makes a difference). The inside texture was as i expected, it looked like a SB variant.

On first entry this sleeve is different then its counter-part in the way that it is subtly feeling like its helping you out of it not into it which is a nice change up but feels a little odd at first. The bumps inside are more subtle then the large SB which also allows for them to be noticed throughout the entire FLight without ever fading which can enhance the overall climax as you feel them all the way up to and at climax. I do find exiting this one after finishing quite fun because the feeling of it seems to be asking you not to stop and to keep playing.

I would recommend this sleeve to those that did not care for the SB as it will be a nice change of pace and also to those who want a mouth ? in their collection but are strapped for cash as the pint size FL is also cheaper.

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The SEB:

I was really eager to try this one because the only complaint i really ever had with the original Vortex was the size of it (the wide parts being to wide and the small parts being too far apart). The expectations were blown out of the water on this girl. Though i had heard this sleeve was too tight for some, this was not the case for me.

Opening the lid i was not too thrilled by the huge lips as the large lips are not a turn on for me, but once you get going you don’t really look at it (Also, the lips came a little stuck together, but they pulled apart and were not sticky at all). The inside had me wondering ab out the original Vortex i had gotten because i had assumed the little end piece where there is an empty spot was in the SEB as well but in a small form so i now realize it was intentional. Also the texture looked amazing and wild.

When I entered it the sleeve seemed to pull me in and not want me to leave as it had a subtle angle to it that makes it easier to go in then out. This was a very fun added feeling to it. The sleeve was amazing, as with every stroke in it felt as if the inside was changing as you went over all of the twisted ribs. After finishing when its time to pull out you feel the urge to shove it in again hard. All in all, one hell of a ride.

I would recommend this sleeve to anyone who wants a SIAC or even for some first time FLyers as this really is a winner in my book. I love this sleeve and the size just helps it earn points from me.

You get 24 hours with one pornstar and have unlimited options.. who do you choose?

March 16th, 2010
Ok so you are granted a gift from the porn ? gods… you can choose any pornstar to be your Sex ? slave for a 24 hour period… you can do anything you want to him/her.. let the fun begin!

I would have to choose Jasmine Byrne:

For i love hispanic ladies… i simply cant get enough of them… (even better if they speak spanish thats so hott)

Jasmine Byrne is a small framed latina with natural titties (i love them soft) and a nice sized booty that delivers what i would say.. the perfect body type to fulfill my most extreme sexual desires.

Jasmine also has the need for seed… if any of you have ever watched her videos you know she just can not get enough cream to fill her sexually dangerous appetite.
see here: http://www.youjizz.com/videos/cum-dumpster-jasmine-byrne-154791.html
(the above is an excellent video ? displaying jasmines hunger for cum… a must watch for any fan)

Jasmine loves vaginal and anal penetration… fast or slow it doesnt matter to her because she can not live life without throbbing cock.

A day with jasmine byrne would be a sexual heaven for me… I would probably die of exhaustion before the 24 hours expire. All i could imagine would be an endless anal plowing in this position:

until my balls explode and i send amazing amounts of hot sticky cum running down her asshole and Pussy ?, dripping down onto her soft breats and face as the cum hungry whore licks every bit of it up and proceeds to polish off my cock like a good little girl..

how about you?

Most bizararre - thread

March 16th, 2010
Think of the most bizarre video ? you have ever seen

I will start…..

Geoffrey Leonard, he is a pedophile. He is really insane! This report is one of the most bizarre things i have ever seen on television,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C802Z5IIKH4

caved in

March 16th, 2010
Just caved in and ordered a Forbidden. I’ll write up a testimonial ? once I’ve tried it. I have high expectations.

Can I leave my fleshlight dirty overnight?

March 16th, 2010
Just wondering what you folks think. I really don’t feel like cleaning the thing after I get done using it, would be nice if I could clean it in the shower when I wake up. So it would be dirty about 8 hrs.

Difference between Cyclone and Twista

March 16th, 2010
I was wondering if there is any difference between the cyclone or tera patrick twista textures. Both tighten the deeper they go, but the pics look a bit different. Thanks in advance.

Your favorite sleeves?

March 16th, 2010
It’s been awhile since I’ve seen a list of faves .What are you favorite sleeves right now? What are you fucking the most? I’ll start off with my current faves:

1. Twista
2. SIAC Mini-Lotus
3. STU ?
4. Vortex
5. Forbidden

Whew, quite a list! Two FLG’s, one SIAC and two classics. My cock is quite happy atm. :D

Popular pornstars you just aren’t into?

March 16th, 2010
I’m just wondering what some pornstars that are popular and/or famous are that you aren’t in to.

For me, Jenna Haze and Sasha Grey just don’t do it.

I do love Gianna but I know there’s a lot of guys that don’t like her.

What are your thoughts on porno babes that aren’t really babes in your mind?