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On a whim, in honor of the five-insert Memorial Day order ? I just placed, I decided to run through all my old inserts, excepting my STU ?, TTs, and Vortex (since I use them most often).

I was watching some pretty awesome nudist footage so I had no trouble keeping it up

Roughly in chronological order:

1. ut ? - This was about what I remembered. Subtle, weird, not too shabby. It wasn’t as messy as I remembered, though I keep cutting material out of the back end so it can hold more fluid. I’m pretty sure if I’d stuck with it it would’ve gotten really good after awhile (that’s how I remember it being)

2. Lia Lotus - I didn’t hate it! It wasn’t too bad! If I slammed into it really hard I could get to the magic node, and it was kind of cool. (Can’t wait til my Lotus Garden comes.) Part of my problem with Lotus normally is that it doesn’t do anything get me up. I have to get it up some other way and then move to the Lotus.

3. Kat Young ww ? - Wow, this felt really awesome. I don’t remember liking this insert very much. It was soft, subtle, and good! I don’t usually feel that the ww ? is subtle…

4. Self-textured (scrubby) ww ? - This kinda sucked. I was surprised as I usually find this more interesting than the Kat Young. I couldn’t Lube ? it enough to keep the friction from being annoying. The ribs in this (mocha lady ?) seem firmer than in the Kat; I don’t know if the ww ? was generally altered at some point but Kat’s waves seem nicer

5. SB - This was still the worst insert of all time. In my head I had been thinking it was pretty close between this and Lotus, but no, as excited as I was this was still annoying as heck on my dork. I thought it was promising for the first ten seconds though.

6/7. sr ? ice butt ?, sr ? mocha ND - I tried them both just to be complete, but they pretty much felt the same. I was unusuallly underwhelmed. Maybe it’s because I’d already been going at it for awhile by the time I tried these. For some reason they didn’t feel intense; good but slightly annoying.

8. Old school ww ? SIAC - Gah. This was just ok. This so-called ww ? is extremely subtle. Lack of endcap makes it kind of annoying to use. I got bored fast. Also after I finished flying with it I noticed there was a dead, crushed spider on the case, stuck to it by some unidentifiable goo.

how to ? FINISH…? I almost went ut ? because I didn’t stick with that one very long and I have sentimental feelings about it. But instead I went back to the Kat Young. No regrets at all on that decision (I’ll let you guess what happened)

So in conclusion, I think people should get on ebay and hunt down a Kat Young ww ?!

And the Lotus and ww ? don’t necessarily suck as bad as I thought!

(If anyone’s curious, I’m getting a Lotus Garden, Love Humps, Rattler, SIAC Forbidden, and SIAC Swallow)

1. If you browse FLG sleeves, Teagan and Raven both claim to have Raven’s orifice. Clearly Teagan needs more self-confidence

2. If you look at SIACs the description for lady ? Lager says:
"Born in the heart of Texas’ hill country, lady ? Lager is carefully handcrafted by masturbrewers with our patented Real Feel Superkin Material for a truly lifelike feel. This lady ? combines the choicest lips and the rarest sensations you’ll always fill up and will never let you down."

superKIN material? Maybe a Texas joke?

I don’t think these should be fixed

Three more twinks. I must say I am a little bit disappointed. Was hoping for somebody a bit more mature, but I guess the insert texture is more important than a face in the advertisement.

I’ve had my Eva Angelina Lotus for about 2 months now and she has gotten beaten to hell. :moneymouth: I admit, I did screw up a bit and washed my FL with handsoap a few times which is probably just as bad as using an oil based Lube ? since it has some kind of degreasing agent in it. I guess this is why it feels oily (and I’ve never starched it so I don’t know if that helps prevent deteroration). My FL has a lot of tears in it though. Not only on the opening of the orrifice but on the outside too, along the spines of the FL. It also gets all these sticky rubber goo balls all over the outside of it that are a pain in the ass to pick off.

Has anyone had to have replaced a FL because it just brokedown? Or does it sound like I have done detrimental damage to my Lotus, or perhaps just accelerated it’s life cycle?

About a week ago, I ordered the "Fleshlight ? All Ways" combo pack. I was charged a $19.02 shipping fee, even though my order ? was over $100. I asked about it and was told the shipping fee was because I selected "USPS Priority Mail". Now, I’m interested in buying the "Sex ? in a can 3-Pack" combo deal. This order ? is also over $100 and should come with free shipping. However, my only shipping option is "USPS Priority Mail". How do you select a cheaper (i.e. free) shipping method?

How about some kind of warmer. I saw one for a competing product. You could open it up and stick your FL in there and warm it up. Also what about a mini FL smaller than the SIAC. A tiny one that you can whip out in the palm of your hand when you don’t want to fuss with the FL setup procedure?? Huh?? Any other ideas? Lets help out ILF

Ok, These two things are too good not to share..whether you’re a car guy like me or not..if You drive a car, read on…

1. I think all newer cars come with encapsulated headlights (The bulbs are inserted seperately from behind) and over time, they tend to yellow. I heard this tip from another guy but wanted to try it out first before passing it on. Instead of buying the special headlight polishing kits on the market, look no further than your dentist. I just polished both of my Honda’s yellowed headlights with nothing more than the cute little sample tube of toothpaste my Dentist gives me with each visit and an old t-shirt. It was as easy as applying wax and washing off with soapy water to rinse. They’re now crystal clear as they were when they were new.:D

2. This one’s a little trickier to debunk but it worked on my Chevy Truck so give it a try if You drive something different. WHEN (not if ) the little lady ? locks her keys in the car but has access to a cell phone, You have the tool to unlock her door without getting out of your recliner. IF and most vehicles do nowadays have the remote door lock fob on the keychain..Simply have her put the cell phone near the door (I’m guessing it’s the door..it’s what worked for me) while You press the unlock button on YOUR key fob into the phone YOU are on.. The frequency travels and will unlock the door for her. Seriously, I tried it (park the car out of range of the remote being used) with my buddy and sure as shit..I heard the loud click as my door was unlocked.

Anyways, just wanted to share with my Fellow FLyers and I’ll update this thread with any other tips I come across and if You have some, please share.:D

Just wondering if anyone has ever come across any porn ? videos designed specifically to get Fleshlight ? users get off. I’m thinking something similar to masturbation ? encouragement videos but ideally with the pornstar using a dildo and telling you how she likes to be fucked. This could work especially well if it was done by the Fleshlight ? girls themselves. Any thoughts or suggested videos/links would be appreciated

im interested in getting this my worries are the battery life supposedly isnt good

what kind of batteries does this take would i be bale to find them in a store in the us or a online store besides the manufacture

im possibly ordering 2 new sleeves def atleast 1 and that one is the jh swallow

can you recommend me another one from the Fleshlight ? girl line

i like intense pleasure my fav Sex ? acts are getting blowjobs ? and giving anal

i have the jh forbidden already thats my top one right now and i also have the tp twista thats my only 2 girls