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Name = Marshall
Penis Length = 6.25"
Penis Girth = 4.5"
Age = 31
Orientation = Bisexual
Fleshlight ? User Since: ~2000
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Original Pink mouth ? – 2/10
I remember being so let down by this toy that I didn’t like fleshlights ? at all. But this was before I knew to use a lot of Lube ? and before I knew I could warm up the sleeves. That being said, the original texture is very boring.

wonder wave ? Ice mouth ? – 10/10
This is my favorite all-around insert. The wonder wave ? texture is very noticeable as each wave brushes over your cock. It is gentle, seductive and realistic ?. The most realistic ? texture in my opinion. It is easy to clean and endures over usage and time. The ice texture does feel different from the pink one and also holds Lube ? a bit differently. Stickier when dry, but also more slick when lubed. Like other inserts, warm it up and you’ll be in heaven.

speed bump ? Mocha Non-Descript – 8/10
I really like this texture a lot. To me it feels very stimulating and interesting. This one grew mold that I couldn’t remove so I had to throw it away. I do miss the mocha sleeves. The orifice is also pretty fun.

Super Ribbed ? Pink Ass – 9/10
Very intense. It will curl your toes and make you come fast. I think the ribbed ass is a good combination. It is great to just stick your head in and play with. I still have this and use it when I want something really intense.

STU ? Fleshjack Pink Jack Ass – 6/10
Gosh I know it is everyone’s favorite “must have” but I just don’t get the STU ?. I can’t really feel the bumps, it isn’t that intense, it doesn’t “force me over” or enhance my staying power any more than any other type. Also, the “Jack Ass” style is kinda fun but tears easily and gets dirty easily as well. Plus this one is a bit harder to clean. Maybe the STU ? Vagina ? is better, but STU ? for now is not one I’d say is a must-have.

Turbotube Pink lady ? – 3/10
I really like the lady ? orifice but this texture was very boring unless you spun it around on yourself. It was also hard to clean and this one got mold spots and I had to toss it.

Terra Patrick Twista – 5/10
I dunno… the Twista to me is just not as good as the wonder wave ?. It is very tight (too tight) and I’m not aware of the texture on my cock. The labia just kinda folds weird and doesn’t seem to add much to the whole sensation.

Texture Wishlist:
I’d like to try these ones. Anyone have any suggestions or preferences?
- Cyclone
- Alien
- Swallow
- Destroya
- Mini Lotus

Other Similar Toys:
I have used a lot of male ? masturbation ? sleeve toys and the fleshlights ? are probably my favorites. The ***** Flip Hole is also very quality, fun and worth getting. The other ***** toys, not so much. Another one that is great and cheap is the Senso Sapphire, which is ribbed inside and feels best ? with oil-based lubes even though the toy will get destroyed slowly by the oil. The Cyberskin Cyclone sleeve is also great and is similar to a speed bump ? Fleshlight ?.

Trying to decide on my next purchase. I have narrowed it down to the following:

Misty Stone - Bump & Grind
Stoya - Destroya
lady ? - STU ?

I have no clue how to ? rate these or which one to purchase first. I normally convince the wife to let me purchase one a year. This year she already purchased me the Succu-Dry, and new SiAC 3-pack, so pretty sure I will only be able to grab one more

I have not seen any reviews on the B&G yet and it.

Anyone have input on these textures?

I nominate Dora Venter for FLG. If you don’t know her, my Avatar is a picture of Dora. She’s incredibly hot and gorgeous. I’ve been a big fan of hers for years. I didn’t nominate her earlier because I heard that she had quit porn ?. But it seems that she’s still making porn ? flicks on a part time basis (she also works as a nurse when she’s not doing porn ?), so she should be eligible for FLG status. She’s an orgasmic dream. ILF should sign her up IMHO.

how bout a little tongue being made in 1? what do you all think?

i just got a Super Tight ? mouth ? last month and it is amazing and i was thinking about getting a SIAC swallow or stout, my question is should i stick with my current fl a lil longer and get a month membership to a porn ? site or should i get one of those SIACs and if so which one do you recommend?

I am an extremely unlucky person, so much that everyone who’s witnessed my bad luck seems to think I am jinxed, including myself. Almost everything I buy turns out faulty or broken and I always find myself going back to the store for replacement. It doesn’t matter where I shop ? or what I do this Jinx effects every aspect of my life from wrong food orders to faulty electrical items, and the sad part is when I try to resolve the matter sometimes the replacement I get also turns out to be faulty too….This jinx is like winning the bad luck lotto, if there is only one faulty item in the whole store out of many, the faulty one always finds me. I have even tried getting other people to pick out the item from the shelf instead of me touching it but it still seems to make no difference.

So it was no surprise when my first Fleshlight ? turned out to have a cracked case and a damaged insert. So I returned it back for replacement to the store along with the vibrating bullet I had bought which had also stopped working. This time I inspected the replacement Fleshlight ? in front of the clerk and checked if the replacement vibrating bullet was working but soon after I got home I found the bullet was no longer working. Then within the first few days I noticed the exterior surface of the new replacement Fleshlight ? was beginning to flake off. The odd thing is its only the part that sits inside the case which actually gets used the least is in fact the part which is deteriorating.

The flaked surface is very sticky, soft and gelatinous and the flaked particles have begun to detach from the surface and stick inside the hard case and made a huge mess which I cant seem to clean off. Its feels exactly like that stuff when you try to remove a label or sticker from a glass jar and it leaves all that sticky gluey resin behind which is so hard to get off.

The flaking has constantly been getting worse so I rang the store to see if could get a replacement but they blamed me saying they had never experienced a customer like me who kept having so many faulty items and they had already given me a replacement for my first Fleshlight ? which had the cracked case. They questioned my cleaning methods and then blamed the %70 isopropyl alcohol I was using to flush it before giving it a rinse with water saying that isopropyl could be abrasive. But there is no flaking anywhere else on the Fl other then the part that sits inside the case.

Its my fault that I failed to take it in for replacement within the first few days when the flaking began because their store policy covered 30 day replacement, but I was too embarrassed to take it in a second time when they had only just given me replacement for my first faulty Fleshlight ?. But since I’ve noticed the problem is getting worse I am trying to resolve it but now they wont help me anymore and they are telling me to go directly through Fleshlight ?. I live in Australia with my parents and I don’t want to be receiving a replacement in the mail, is there any way Fleshlight ? warranty would cover this problem and arrange a replacement by posting it to the store I purchased it from ? I have my receipt and the date of purchase is 9-9-10. Any help is appreciated. Also if I don’t attend to this problem now is it likely that my Fleshlight ? will eventually fall apart ?

I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night and have a little trouble falling back asleep. People used to say counting sheep would help, but of course it didn’t help at all.

Recently, though, I’ve tried counting porn ? stars, and that works like a charm. I’ll think of my favorites one after the other, enjoying the warm fuzzy feeling I get from the thought until I can’t stay awake any more. Usually I go through more than 20 before I pass out. And even if I stay awake, which is rare, at least I’ve enjoyed myself more with gorgeous women than with a bunch of ugly sheep.

Does anyone know why the Private collection is not offered in the Menage A Trois offer? It seem stand alone in that you can only order ? it by itself and not pair it with another sleeve. I can understand that these are the European girls, but it seems like they’d sell better if offered in the Menage A Trois package deal with the rest of the FLG models.

For the Mini Lotus, If you are visually stimulated, and not going fast, how long can you last? Also if you aren’t visually stimulated, and going slower? Please be honest.

For me, I last no more than 3-5 minutes when non stop and visually stimulated. About 10-15 if I take it slow, and stop, and not visually stimulated.

I recently purchased the Twista and Lotus Garden as an early Christmas gift to myself. I wasn’t sure what to expect with the Lotus Garden because of the mixed reviews here but I chose it over the Destroya because it’s supposed to be the most unique sleeve and one of the most intense. Some of the negative comments had to do with the difficulty of stroking because of all the texture inside, but since I prefer hands-off I didn’t think it would be an issue. I soaked the LG in hot water for half an hour, applied a generous amount of Gun Oil, and proceeded with the deflowering. At first I was very pleased by the intensity, then gradually began to notice there was too much friction and it was becoming uncomfortable even after I added a lot more Lube ?.

So then I switched over to the Twista, which I’d also soaked in hot water, and I knew almost immediately that it was now my favorite sleeve*. The spiraling ridge feels amazing (almost like there’s a second skin within the sleeve) and I was able to continue thrusting all the way through my orgasm, intensifying it spectacularly. I like how it tapers at the end, a feature that would’ve made the Forbidden much more interesting.

*I also have (in order ? of preference) the Swallow, Vortex, Forbidden, SIAC Lotus, SIAC Swallow, SIAC Forbidden, st ?, ut ?, Super Ribbed ? (hate it!).

I tried the Lotus Garden again the following evening and once again it became uncomfortable after a few minutes so I switched to hands-on and unscrewed the end cap, reducing the amount of friction. It felt great and I soon completed the task at hand but a few hours later I noticed the head of my cock (particularly the ridge) was a little sore. The next morning (yesterday) I woke with a burning pain that I haven’t felt since I was 13 and would sometimes wax the pole four or five times in a single day. Keep in mind that your mileage may vary depending on variables like sensitivity, circumference, size of head relative to shaft, and the amount and type of Lube ? used.

So, yeah, now I’m out of commission for a few days or however long it takes to recover, and regretfully the Lotus Garden will be joining the Super Ribbed ? on the Island of Misfit fleshlights ?.