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I got my STU ? yesterday evening, nice fast delivery and discreet packaging as promised. I had company for the evening so I had to wait until they left. As soon as I was alone I warmed it up with hot tap water in a igloo water thermos and warmed up my bottle of homemade XG Lube ? alongside it. Let me just say WOW!! I was very impressed with this product. Very pleasurable and intense first experience and it sure does feel pretty freakin close to the real thing being warmed up and all. I did take a 2nd FLight last night Haha couldn’t resist, didnt warm it up this round and WOW again although the warmed sleeve and Lube ? is definitely a the better way to go in my opinion. Nonetheless FLight 2 was still Great and my legs felt weak all night after my first 2 runs.

To any of you guys sitting there thinking "I wonder if its really as good as they say?" don’t waste another day and go ahead and pick one of these up, every man should have one in my opinion. Although it can never replace a warm soft female body next to you, its does a fine job of taking care of business when you’re in between girlfriends (like me) or for those times when your lady ? isn’t in the mood.

I did notice a small imperfection inside my new sleeve after my first FLight and i emailed customer service a picture last night and by the time I checked my email this evening they had already shipped me a new replacement sleeve at no cost to me. Two Thumbs up on a Great Product and Excellent customer service. Overall I’d have to give the STU ? (my first FL) a 10/10 in my opinion.

So 1st: Mad props to ILF Customer service. I received the wrong sleeve (original lady ?) in my order ? for an SB stealth and you guys came through fast on handling the replacement.

But more importantly:

If you don’t have a textured FL and think you have much if any DGS or if the original was just mediocre in your experience…GO order ? A TEXTURED FL NOW! DOITDOITNOW! Unless theres some fail texture out there, I suspect you will not possibly be disappointed.

I’ve been having some issues with sleeves not holding Lube ?/lube drying out. The SB held its Lube ? (just id glide) (and probably some residual water from the warm up soak) and stayed slick very admirably through the 15 minute flight. No issues with dryout or friction buildup at all.

The difference between original and SB is just flat out amazing. I feel like I have to fight/struggle to get the original to do the deed; whereas I feel like the SB was almost the reverse, i plateaued several times and backed off before my favorite girl finally wound up on the screen.

Can’t wait to give this thing a hands free run…

So, back in December of 2008 I bought 3 fleshlights ?. I posted a quick review ? when they were new and I’d only used each sleeve 2 or 3 times. Hardly an accurate assessment of what they felt like, but I didn’t realize there was a breaking in period on them at the time. Basically, in short, my initial review ? was, "They feel pretty good."

As I said, I got three of them, and I’ll break them down individually for you:

lady ? Super Tight: Initially, this was by far my favorite. It was a bit tighter around me and just felt better than the other two. It’s still a decent insert, but it’s probably my least used now. What I used to like so much about it is I could do short little quick strokes up and down, which felt really good. The other ones got too intense if I tried that. Eventually I realized I had to move it so fast to try to get the same amount of stimulation the others give me, and usage sort of dropped off after that. I still like this one when I want to have a real long, slow flight, but it goes through Lube ? like crazy.

mouth ? Speed Bump: This is actually an Ice. I don’t think you can even get Ice Speed Bumps anymore, however it feels the same as any other speed bump ? insert. I really disliked this one at first because I just couldn’t get myself to cum with it. I could go at it for a half hour and I wouldn’t cum. It didn’t feel like much of anything at all. However, I just needed some time to acclimate myself to fleshlights ?, I think. Now it blows me away. This is the one I use for a quickie. Right as I build to orgasm it almost feels like it’s alive and starts pushing harder into my cock for more sensation. It’s a great insert.

lady ? Wonder Wave: This gets the most use, by far. At first, it just felt good and I couldn’t make out the individual rings inside it, but now I can feel every one and it’s great. I like using this one when I want to practice edging. It’s a great edger. I can also use it for a slow flight if I want, but more often than not I try to get to the point where I need to edge as fast as possible and save the slow flights for the Super Tight ?. This is also the first insert that I was able to pump through my orgasm with.

Ranking them, it’d be: 1. wonder wave ?, 2. speed bump ?, 3. Super Tight ?.

Earlier today I ordered two more with the menage a trois deal, I probably won’t be waiting two years to review ? those, though. But I will give them a proper break in period. (In case you’re curious, I went with the Lupe Fuentes Mini Lotus and Misty Stone Bump N Grind. I don’t see many people mentioning the BNG so I decided to try it out.)

So… I won some ICE Lube ? from the snowman contest as well as an ICE sleeve. Heres the review:

I’m not much of a Lube ? snob, but I’ll just lay down the facts ?.

First, the best ? way I have to describe it is as follows:
It feels a lot like Dr. Bronners peppermint soap feels on your private parts. If you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about, 1) you have never used Dr. Bronners peppermint soap on your genitals, 2) go buy some and wash your whole body with it for a tingly clean.

If you have no idea what I was just talking about, here you go:
-Provides a very noticeable chilling sensation which can be sometimes confused for a hot sensation (hot and cold tend to do this trick to you sometimes).
-The intensity is just how I described it earlier, noticeable. You will feel the cold sensation, but it won’t be overwhelming and I didn’t feel it while near climax or while thrusting vigorously (since I was already in sensory overload).
-The Lube ? itself works fine for me, but like I said, I’m not a Lube ? snob. I like fleshlights ? water Lube ?, this is just like that but provides the cold sensation.

If you like the water based Lube ? and are looking for something a little different, but not so different that if it’s not your cup of tea you will toss the whole thing, I’d say this Lube ? is for you. The Lube ? didn’t rock my socks off, but it is different enough to provide a still enjoyable flight that is just a little different.

Why this Lube ? might be good for things other than FL:
1) I could see this feeling really good on a woman’s clit.
2) Dr. Bronners feels good on the bum, so this probably will too. Rub some on you or your partner’s bum for a nice tingly sensation.
3) Rub it all over yourself on a really hot day for a cooling sensation all over your body.

I won an ICE and ice Lube ? in the snowman contest, so I figure I should give a review ? of them both.

I’ve used my ICE many times now and I’m getting a feel for it. I’ll just start out with saying that if I was stranded on a deserted island, and could only have one of my fleshies, I would choose my ICE (over my ww ?, destroya and SIAC swallow). The reason for this: versatility.

The Texture:
Starts with some nibs (not to be confused with ribs), these feel GREAT on your head.
Moves on to some less noticeable ribs.
You enter the sphere which feels AMAZING. Popping in and out of this gives the most intense feeling of the sleeve. What might actually be giving a lot of the sensations here is the tightening of the sleeve right after the sphere.
Past the sphere you pass through a tighter canal of ribs.
You then hit what I think are called gears. These don’t do much for me sensation wise.
Beyond that, I cant reach (but I’ve felt them) a very nice texture of ribs.
All of the rib textures are slightly different and you can tell the difference!

The Experience:
What I like about ICE is all the different ways to use it.
Of course you can just jack off with it or use any regular hands free methods. You will experience a medium intensity flight that will not disappoint.

But the ice really shines when you do the following:
Take a really slow session and watch yourself entering each new texture. Feel all of the textures and how different they all feel. I have had a great time using just the sleeve w/o the case so you can hit all of the textures in the sleeve. The visuals along with the multi textured sleeve help you feel the subtle differences in sensations. Anyone with an ICE who hasn’t already done this, you should try it out. I really like the ribs at the back! And I would miss out on these (like most guys) if I never used the sleeve like this.

Orifice: I wish they had Stealth still available, I would have snagged ICE with stealth. Oh well, I got the butt ? one and it was a good choice: tight sensation on entrance and exit and you get more of the texture.

So… There you have it, it’s the sleeve I would bring with me on a deserted island (sorry Stoya) because it is simply the most varied sleeve available.

CONS:
Ice is stickier than FLG sleeves (deal with it people, it’s worth it, they would make it non-sticky if they knew how, you can’t always have your cake and eat it too)
Ice cases also seem to be worse (once again, its clear, deal)
More orifice options? (now I’m just being greedy)

Review:

The Alien sleeve is designed to be out of this world. Will your orgasm be out of this world as well? For many that will depend on a couple of factors that I will lay out in this review ?. The Alien texture consists of three main areas devised from previous textures: Vortex, Lotus, and STU ?. The entrance is a large Vortex swirl, which is quite loose, followed by a Lotus node in the middle and finally the STU ? texture to round out the sleeve. Each of these sections provides a different feel and the initial feeling certainly provides enough pleasure to make me want to keep using it.

When you start to fuck the Alien the first thing you’ll notice is how loose the entrance is. This is probably the loosest entrance of any Fleshlight ? that I own. That said, it’s not necessarily a bad thing because the primary stimulation does not occur at the entrance, but at the Lotus node. The Lotus node is the most prominent feeling of the Alien. This distinctive feature is very noticeable and when pushing through it makes a familiar popping noise. The Lotus node feels great in this sleeve and it really overshadowed the STU ? bumps. I didn’t really notice or feel the STU ? bumps as the Lotus node did most of the work. The Vortex swirl did a decent job on my shaft, letting me get a feel for the texture but not stimulating me too much.

My buildup to orgasm was very pleasurable from the constant caressing of the Lotus node. The node feels good at first, but not something that will push you over the edge. However, as orgasm approaches the node really ramps up in intensity. My cock head expanded as orgasm grew near and the sensations grew quite intense. The Lotus node really comes alive with each stroke. Once orgasm finally hit the sensations were intense as expected. The double punch of Lotus node followed by STU ? bumps created a very pleasurable sensation that I haven’t felt on too many other sleeves. Stroking through orgasm with the Alien was difficult but it felt good. Passing out of the node into the looser Vortex canal and then back through the node and into the STU ? bumps is a very pleasurable experience. I would rate my orgasm as above average with the Alien and stroking through orgasm will be difficult, but not impossible.

Cleanup with the Alien was relatively easy. The Lotus node tends to trap cum and Lube ? inside it, so stroking inside with your finger is needed to clean it out. Other than that, cleaning was average with no other difficulties. Lube ? use was about average. The STU ? bumps and Lotus node do a good job at trapping the Lube ? providing good lubrication ? throughout. The loose opening didn’t dry out my shaft and provided me with long FLights with no re-lubing needed. The amount of noise produced was above average. The Lotus node is a noise maker on any sleeve I have used it on and this sleeve is no exception. Each time you push through it a loud popping noise occurs that may be too loud for some.

Overall the Alien is a very pleasurable experience that delivers a great orgasm. I think anyone would enjoy this texture. The one negative to the Alien is also its biggest positive: the Lotus node. This node is featured on many sleeves already and it feels no different here: Lotus, Mini Lotus, Lotus Garden, Primal, and Gauntlet. If you have any of those sleeves, you have felt the node before and it’s no different here on the Alien. On the Alien I believe the node is closer to the start of the sleeve than any others, except for the Lotus Garden. Bringing it closer to the front means that pretty much anyone should be able to reach it and feel it in all its glory. The redeeming quality of the Alien is that it just feels good. Other sleeves aside, the pleasure produced and my overall happiness were both very high. If you want a sleeve that provides good pleasure and a solid orgasm, then the Alien will deliver all of that and more.

Summary: Alien

Immediate Feedback - 9/10
Texture/Stimulation - 9/10
The Orgasm - 9/10
Lube ? Use - 4/5
Aftermath/Cleanup - 4/5
Overall - 9/10

My Dimensions:

6" long and 4.5" girth, cut
23 years old
Experienced FLyer with 3+ years experience.

Testing Strategy:

• Minimum of 5 FLights on each FL before a review ?, each ending in orgasm.
• Each FLight is performed naked, lying flat on the bed without any porn ? or external stimulation.
• I use the Liberator "Let Her Ride" mount to add some weight and provide a consistent stroking rhythm.
• There are at least 24 hours between each FLight, or at least 5 days of use.
• I always make sure the end cap is loose (a turn or two) and allows for air to freely move in and out.
• I use Gun Oil H2O, ID Glide, and Fleshlube Water Lubricant ?.
• Generally, I do some edging with the sleeve before my orgasm, each FLight lasting roughly 10 - 20 minutes.
• During at least one FLight I force myself to pump all the way through my orgasm in order ? to assess the sensitivity of the texture during ejaculation.

Notes:

• Each FL is unique and requires a break-in period. I don’t note that period in the review ? because I do a minimum of 5 FLights. Please be aware of any DGS (Death Grip Syndrome) you may have, or a break in period if you are new to the Fleshlight ?. I recommend at least 5 FLights for experienced FLyers and at least 15 or more for new FLyers before you can really appreciate a texture.
• I don’t normally assess quality of the sleeve in my reviews as the quality changes depending on the product they use for manufacturing and the unique Fleshlight ? you receive. Should any abnormal quality issues arise, I will make note of it.
• I don’t focus on "realism" (vs. a real Pussy ?) in my reviews as my primary concern is my orgasm. I don’t think that it’s possible to create a "realistic ?" Pussy ? with the current material. My primary goal when using the Fleshlight ? is to have a great orgasm, regardless of the realism of the sleeve.
• I generally use the "lady ?" orifice on sleeves, except sleeves that have a unique orifice.

I don’t give many of these reviews, so a background if I may- My first flight was with the Original Pink lady ?, circa 2003. Yeah, 7 going on 8 years. With a 3 FLG purchase this past Christmas, I am closing in on 20 total FLs purchased. Quick stats- My dick: 7.5" long, 5.5" thick, Lube ? used: K-Y, porn ? use: Yes.

Anyways onto the review ?. The orifice visually, imo, would be a love/hate for most. I personally think it looks sexy ?. I get lubed up, just the touch inside of Tori gets me quite hard, the tightness especially. Just entering, I get some resistance, indicating just how tight inside it really is. In fact, the first time I had to relube, just to make sure. Starting to screw, I’m reminded by the tightness of the original Lotus. The ‘lobes’ were subtle, brushing against them ever so slightly. I think it’s interesting that the fourth chamber (after the 3rd ring) does not have the same texture as the previous chambers, then again with all of the lobes working my dick, it’s a great way for me to enjoy the texture without coming in a flash (which this can possibly do). The sensations are hard to explain, I can’t quite pinpoint it to any existing FL texture.

(Yeah, my rod couldn’t reach the fourth ring/fifth chamber. Maybe when I’m super horny…)

The orgasm was something else. As previous posters have mentioned, it builds up slowly and I’m pretty sure I’ve never come harder or longer, into an FL. Previously for me, it had been an sr ? butt ? or the Jenna Haze Forbidden. It didn’t hurt to come into the sr ? butt ?, did a bit with the Forbidden, but the Tori Black was on newer level of hurt. A good hurt so to speak. The kind of hurt during normal Sex ? with my wife where before I come, I add a little something extra for her. Subsequent uses have produced the same ending: a really powerful ejaculation.

I would absolutely recommend this FL. Doesn’t matter if you are too sensitive, you definitely need to experience Tori Black Torrid. I am glad I chose this over Misty Stone (next on my wishlist).

first off, i had never seriously considered getting a Fleshlight ?, or any kind-of male ?-masturbator / "pocket Pussy ?" kind of contraption until i saw the alien.

its not that i have some specific fetish for sticking it to an extra-terrestrial,
(although i may now be developing one )
but the attempts at realistic ? vulvas, lips, and anuses never really did much for me personally and actually seem less attractive to me in a toy the more realistic ? they look.

i ordered an alien within days of learning about it and was very excited…
the online reseller i got it from was having some inventory control issues apparently
and said it was back ordered. i asked to cancel and decided to order ? it elsewhere and as soon as i did was told the original order ? had already shipped.

long story short,i was so impressed with the first one i got i decided to keep the second
as backup because i dont ever want my penis to be without one of these things now.

my alien Fleshlight ? is more than i could have hoped for in a toy and it beats out the real deal from several ex’s! haha

i was also wondering how it would work with my 2 penis piercings (an ampallang and a prince albert) and im happy to say it works and has held-up VERY well !

thanks for making an awesome product strange enought for my tastes!

also, on that note i wanted to encourage your exploration of the not-so-realistic ?
line such as the alien and crystal ice… possibly some translucent colors…
maybe a glow-in-the-dark! and some more non-realistic ? orafices/openings…
maybe just a round symetrical divit or sucker-looking hole!?

also, having sections of your inner-texture molding rods being threaded to be mixed and matched together for custom texturesmight be very popular.

i would love to have a translucent green sleeve in a clear case with a non-descript opening and crazy combo texture!!!

thanks for ruling the male ? toy industry!

also, i want a t-shirt!

first off, i had never seriously considered getting a Fleshlight ?, or any kind-of male ?-masturbator / "pocket Pussy ?" kind of contraption until i saw the alien.

its not that i have some specific fetish for sticking it to an extra-terrestrial,
(although i may now be developing one )
but the attempts at realistic ? vulvas, lips, and anuses never really did much for me personally and actually seem less attractive to me in a toy the more realistic ? they look.

i ordered an alien within days of learning about it and was very excited…
the online reseller i got it from was having some inventory control issues apparently
and said it was back ordered. i asked to cancel and decided to order ? it elsewhere and as soon as i did was told the original order ? had already shipped.

long story short,i was so impressed with the first one i got i decided to keep the second
as backup because i dont ever want my penis to be without one of these things now.

my alien Fleshlight ? is more than i could have hoped for in a toy and it beats out the real deal from several ex’s! haha

i was also wondering how it would work with my 2 penis piercings (an ampallang and a prince albert) and im happy to say it works and has held-up VERY well !

thanks for making an awesome product strange enought for my tastes!

also, on that note i wanted to encourage your exploration of the not-so-realistic ?
line such as the alien and crystal ice… possibly some translucent colors…
maybe a glow-in-the-dark! and some more non-realistic ? orafices/openings…
maybe just a round symetrical divit or sucker-looking hole!?

also, having sections of your inner-texture molding rods being threaded to be mixed and matched together for custom texturesmight be very popular.

i would love to have a translucent green sleeve in a clear case with a non-descript opening and crazy combo texture!!!

thanks for ruling the male ? toy industry!

also, i want a t-shirt!

I love Love Humps.

I’m still trying to get the hang of FLying and also trying to adjust to the way my foreskin behaves during a FLight. I never had anything but my hand before I started with fleshlights ?, so it’s been a little difficult. I have four other sleeves (ww ?, sr ?, SB, STU ?) and have enjoyed them, but Love Humps is really great for me.

I had been wondering if a smooth insert would be good for me and it had been a while since I visited the site. (Not since I bought the other four sleeves.) The FLGs didn’t have unique textures that I remember, so that was fascinating. I was immediately intrigued by Love Humps and the reviews were good too.

FLight was spectacular. I like that it’s smooth, but not also not, if that makes any sense. It’s a nice, gentle sensation. My previous FLight had been with my sr ?, so the Love Humps felt particularly welcome. Subtle and gentle is definitely more my preference, with intense textures being good only once in a while. It was also really good for my foreskin. Some of the other textures (especially the sr ?) are too harsh when the skin gets pulled back and make things almost painful at times. Love Humps was perfect though. Possibly my favorite sleeve and definitely the easiest for me to use. I love the snug and smooth sensations of the sleeve and the way it gently tugs me back in. It did seem to take a little bit more Lube ? than some FLights, but the sensation is absolutely worth it. I’m having trouble describing what I love about it, becasue most of it is subtle. Suffice it to say, sensation-wise, Love Humps is pretty much my dream sleeve.

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