Yeah well i think your going to crack up while reading this buuuut…
Im 18 (class of 09′… so im still in highschool) and i ordered my Fleshlight ? last saturday. Well because of the holidays, my Fleshlight ? came on saturday. I wasn’t home when it was delivered and Mom and brother was… (You see where this is going…) So she put it on the kitchen table as she does all my other packages. My brother opened it and gave it to my mom…
Now i walk home and she is standing there with it all… she looks like she is about to kill me…i run upstairs to my room.
As of the moment she is standing outside my door… banging and yelling (it has been an hour and a half sense i got home >.<). What do i do? What can i say that sums up what a fl is and its purpose over tradition masterbation?
NOTE: she wont kill me, she wont get angry at the FL, actually she will probably get mad at my dad if i give her an good explanation of what a FL is and its purpose over traditional (hand) masterbation.
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Oh boy…
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Just got my Fleshlight ? and am very impressed……..used a heat Lube ? and it worked a treat. :thumbsup:
Any tips how to ? get the best ? out of this product would be appreciated.
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OH Boy!
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Ok, so I first read about the fleshlite like 3 months ago and saw pictures ? and was amazed. But, I always thought that it was just a dream to own a "toy" as cool as a Fleshlight ?. Well, I recently got a debit card and ordering things offline became a whole lot easier. I was checking some dirty email…
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Oh, boy…
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on Monday, January 22nd, 2007 at 4:21 am and is filed under Fleshlight, male sex toy, Pocket Pussy, Fleshlight Review, pocket pussy, Stamina Unit.
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