Twat in the world is it?
My worst fear was almost realized yesterday.
Due to ILF’s SUPERIOR customer service, I was sent a replacement sleeve for my "Jimmy Swallow" FJB sleeve due to several blimishes that I took pictures ? of for them.
My UPS lady ? ALWAYS delivers at 3:00 on the dot if I have a package, and I had to be at work at 5:00. So I should be cool….I thought.
…so by the time 4:15 rolled around and no site of a UPS truck up, I was getting a little nervous.
By 5:00, I had to take a Xanax!
Not that I care if my roomies know what it is (they know I am a bottom dwelling whore devoid of any and all morals), but see. My mother and my sister were visiting and staying with me through this morning.
THAT was the problem.
And most of ya’ll know how nosy women are!
(…well, and homosectionals are probably worse…I ain’t gonna lie.)
Anyjunk,
I was late for work.
No package.
I things that were running around in my head, I could not concentrate.
One thing about me, I HATE to lie. I abhorr it! I am so honest, it sickens other people, and I dont even like this fact about myself, because honesty can get you in more trouble than lies many times.
Then it happened.
I get a call from my mother.
"You got a package from UPS? What is it?"
Now, I am not lying about being so truthful, but boy… I can jump around the truth like fucking Flo-Jo!
I told the story of my DJ Hero game for Wii and the turntable was defective, so they had to send me a replacement.
(it was sent month ago)
When I got home late that night, I made a beeline to my room and there sat a package.
COMPLETLEY SEALED!
THANK THE Fleshlight ? HEAVENS!
I can not convey the amount of sheer terror I went through last night.
I dont know how open you guys are about your FL’s (are you? I am curious?), I consider myself very open about it with friends and such.
But I would be just fine if my mother never knew what a Fleshlight ?(jack) was.
:bulgy-eyes:
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