You Might Be A Fleshlight Addict….
10. If you have ever gotten a boner upon hearing the words ‘cyclone’ or ‘vortex’ on the WeatherChannel….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
9. If the name of your ’significant other’ is "Pink lady ?"….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
8. If you own a storage crate that isn’t used for ’storage’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
7. If you know what "hold at location" means….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
6. If the ATF has ever paid you a visit because of an unusually large purchase of isopropyl alcohol….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
5. If you have ever taken the batteries out of your watch to use in a ‘Vibro’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
4. If you have ever drooled upon seeing black naugahyde furniture with built-in cup holders….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict
3. If you have ever mistakenly called a ‘Flashlight’ a ‘Fleshlight ?‘….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
2. If you know the formula for xanthan gum Lube ? (by heart!)….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
1. If you have more ‘Fleshbucks’ than actual cash….then you ARE a Fleshlight ? addict!
9. If the name of your ’significant other’ is "Pink lady ?"….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
8. If you own a storage crate that isn’t used for ’storage’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
7. If you know what "hold at location" means….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
6. If the ATF has ever paid you a visit because of an unusually large purchase of isopropyl alcohol….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
5. If you have ever taken the batteries out of your watch to use in a ‘Vibro’….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
4. If you have ever drooled upon seeing black naugahyde furniture with built-in cup holders….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict
3. If you have ever mistakenly called a ‘Flashlight’ a ‘Fleshlight ?‘….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
2. If you know the formula for xanthan gum Lube ? (by heart!)….then you might be a Fleshlight ? addict.
1. If you have more ‘Fleshbucks’ than actual cash….then you ARE a Fleshlight ? addict!
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